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Crusader Kings is better because you actually write your own damn story, you don't just follow pointless "national focus trees" that only give you like two alternate choices to make, you actually get to form your own personality as ruler of a country and it feels really good to make decisions that weren't intended by the developer.

Combat in Crusader Kings is not the main focus and is very intuitive, unlike the one in HOI4 where it feels like it was intentionally made to be as confusing as possible in order to please board game fans (and it's also the only thing that matters in the game, because economically developing a country is boring, kids! Nobody gives a shit about that!).

HOI4 is ideological slop, especially its mods. There obviously are more mods for HOI than for CK, but they are ten times worse. I'm looking at you, The Fire Rises, you only offer like seven different nations to play as, because they just have to have ANOTHER FUCKING FOCUS TREE that offers THE MOST BORING CHOICES EVER (WOW, GEE, WHAT SHOULD I CHOOSE, DO I WANT TO BUILD A TRAIN OR A ROAD). I wanted to play as Afghanistan, then BAM YOU CAN'T, THERE'S NO FOCUS TREE, I wanted to play as Vuvuzela and THE SAME THING HAPPENED. I look at the wiki and I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE, AS I SAID BEFORE, THERE'S ONLY SEVEN NATIONS (or eight, I can't be bothered to check). The only good mod is Equestria at War, because at least the lore is cool and it doesn't take itself seriously, but I feel like it's secretly anti-communist, I just can't prove it. I did not play TNO.

I could spend my time on reading theory or some shit, but this game is like a toxic relationship, I just always have to give it another chance. But every time I do, I'm met with dissapointment. Fuck HOI4, fuck Paradox Interactive, fuck war games. Coal coal coal
 
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Thrembolone said:
Crusader Kings is better because you actually write your own damn story, you don't just follow pointless "national focus trees" that only give you like two alternate choices to make, you actually get to form your own personality as ruler of a country and it feels really good to make decisions that weren't intended by the developer.

Combat in Crusader Kings is not the main focus and is very intuitive, unlike the one in HOI4 where it feels like it was intentionally made to be as confusing as possible in order to please board game fans (and it's also the only thing that matters in the game, because economically developing a country is boring, kids! Nobody gives a shit about that!).

HOI4 is ideological slop, especially its mods. There obviously are more mods for HOI than for CK, but they are ten times worse. I'm looking at you, The Fire Rises, you only offer like seven different nations to play as, because they just have to have ANOTHER FUCKING FOCUS TREE that offers THE MOST BORING CHOICES EVER (WOW, GEE, WHAT SHOULD I CHOOSE, DO I WANT TO BUILD A TRAIN OR A ROAD). I wanted to play as Afghanistan, then BAM YOU CAN'T, THERE'S NO FOCUS TREE, I wanted to play as Vuvuzela and THE SAME THING HAPPENED. I look at the wiki and I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE, AS I SAID BEFORE, THERE'S ONLY SEVEN NATIONS (or eight, I can't be bothered to check). The only good mod is Equestria at War, because at least the lore is cool and it doesn't take itself seriously, but I feel like it's secretly anti-communist, I just can't prove it. I did not play TNO.

I could spend my time on reading theory or some shit, but this game is like a toxic relationship, I just always have to give it another chance. But every time I do, I'm met with dissapointment. Fuck HOI4, fuck Paradox Interactive, fuck war games. Coal coal coal
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Thrembolone said:
Crusader Kings is better because you actually write your own damn story, you don't just follow pointless "national focus trees" that only give you like two alternate choices to make, you actually get to form your own personality as ruler of a country and it feels really good to make decisions that weren't intended by the developer.

Combat in Crusader Kings is not the main focus and is very intuitive, unlike the one in HOI4 where it feels like it was intentionally made to be as confusing as possible in order to please board game fans (and it's also the only thing that matters in the game, because economically developing a country is boring, kids! Nobody gives a shit about that!).

HOI4 is ideological slop, especially its mods. There obviously are more mods for HOI than for CK, but they are ten times worse. I'm looking at you, The Fire Rises, you only offer like seven different nations to play as, because they just have to have ANOTHER FUCKING FOCUS TREE that offers THE MOST BORING CHOICES EVER (WOW, GEE, WHAT SHOULD I CHOOSE, DO I WANT TO BUILD A TRAIN OR A ROAD). I wanted to play as Afghanistan, then BAM YOU CAN'T, THERE'S NO FOCUS TREE, I wanted to play as Vuvuzela and THE SAME THING HAPPENED. I look at the wiki and I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE, AS I SAID BEFORE, THERE'S ONLY SEVEN NATIONS (or eight, I can't be bothered to check). The only good mod is Equestria at War, because at least the lore is cool and it doesn't take itself seriously, but I feel like it's secretly anti-communist, I just can't prove it. I did not play TNO.

I could spend my time on reading theory or some shit, but this game is like a toxic relationship, I just always have to give it another chance. But every time I do, I'm met with dissapointment. Fuck HOI4, fuck Paradox Interactive, fuck war games. Coal coal coal
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Crusader Kangs is EPI because it has nudity
 
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